
Girls, please. I don't care how many cupcakes you ate, how big a race you have to train for or what kind of stress you're trying to release, PLEASE don't go running at night.
I have always been a big advocate of not getting unnecessarily attacked by being dense enough to slip into a little tank top and booty shorts, put on headphones, and then run around in the dark like a victim waiting to happen.
But it was an ACCIDENT. We had some of Justin's work friends over for a barbecue, so I pushed running as late as I could without being totally rude to my guests. But I HAD to run... my half marathon is this SATURDAY.
When I left, I thought I had plenty of light. But I didn't. It got really dark. I came cruising down 700 West/Main Street, which if you know where I live, then you know that is S-C-A-R-Y. No street lights, scary factory places, scary gravel yard place, etc. I was getting spooked.
So of course, scary weird guy had to POP out of nowhere. There is this trail by my house that goes along a river. I never run on it because it is so secluded that I don't feel safe. This weird looking guy in his 40's or so, kind of the geeky weirdo look with greasy straight brown hair and glasses, pops out of the trail head and whips himself around by grabbing the gate pole so that he is now running about 3 feet ahead of me. THIS MADE ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. So what do I do? I run to the other side of the street. What does he do? Run to the other side of the street, too, now about 15 feet behind me.
OKAY THAT'S IT SCARY WEIRDO. I started booking it. I mean, like the literally running for your life kind of running. Have you ever done that? It is awful. And kind of embarrassing, but I'm not willing to risk it for the sake of saving face. Yes, serial killer look-alike, I am scared of you and I am running for my life.
This is when it gets even scarier. I'm running as fast as I physically can (and praying all the way) and I notice no cars have gone by in a while. I turn around and he is GAINING on me. Do you know how fast this guy must have been running to gain on me? I know I'm not that fast, but I was sprinting at full speed. I was so scared. Finally I made it to my neighborhood and lucky for me, we have a lot of Mexican people in our neighborhood so there were tons of people outside=). I don't know when I lost him, but I do know that I will NEVER EVER go running that late again.