Once there was...

...a boy. Wait, he's almost 30, we'll call him a man. However odd that sounds. Well, this man had worked very hard and landed a wonderful job where he did his best to show off his amazing skills. All were impressed, and all loved him.
Said man took his two lovely children to a high school football game, while his glamorous wife worked away at home. He greeted past students, and socialized as he does, and maybe glanced away from the perfect little ones for a moment or two.
A member of the staff at his school saw him, and politely asked, "Are those your cute kids?"
He proudly answered yes.
She continued, "Looks like one of them is running around with a diaper."
Confused, the man saw the youngest child running aimlessly, open diaper in tow. He quickly decided the boy must have discovered a forsaken dirty diaper on the ground (left there by some irresponsible parent, surely). He yelled for the child to drop the disgusting thing, and ran to him. Upon closer examination, the diaper looked too clean to have been on the ground for long.
He patted the youngster's shorts.
Nothing but a bare behind.
That's right. Jarom can take his diaper off with his shorts still on.
Pretty talented.
And... he's also pretty good at embarrassing his dad.